Golden Globes 2012: Elle MacPherson

I want to throw one thing out there before I dive into this: Elle MacPherson looks AMAZING for her age (47!). I can only hope I look that good when I'm that old. But I suppose I would have to MAKE it to 47 first. Now that that's out of the way:

HOLY SHIT THAT'S A LOT OF TULLE. Like, I've always had a theory that women don't actually fart gas, but rather doilies; though judging from this, it's obvious that as La MacPherson was walking down the carpet, she made a small toot, and POOF. TULLE. FLYING OUT OF HER BUTTHOLE. It's kind of impressive, really.

But in all honesty, this is much more of a wedding dress than one that's red-carpet ready. Maybe if you were walking down the aisle to marry George Clooney or something. So Elle, you might be smoking hot at 47, but you can't just walk out on the carpet in any old thing. This is proof.