The internet has been ablaze today with reports that Beyonce and Jay-Z (totally forgot they were together) are going to be expecting their first child, despite that this rumor has been going around for the last two years. Is it real this time? If it's a girl, will she be named Sasha Fierce? Will the baby be forced to wear nothing but Dereon? Maybe Us Weekly can help out with some of these questions:
Beyonce Knowles better brush up on her lullabies.
The 29-year-old singer is pregnant with her first child, the new Us Weekly reports.
Despite the happy news, no one was more surprised than the singer herself.
"B was shocked. She loves kids, but she wasn't ready to be a mother just yet," says a source of the singer, who married rapper Jay-Z in 2008. "She really wanted to get her album done and tour the world again."
Still, another insider says that the singer, who is in her first trimester, realizes that "this is a gift from God and she's so happy."
A gift from God, eh? I wonder if that's how her sister Solange felt when she got pregnant at 17 (or something).
Part of me wants to sit here and speculate on their possible, maybe, who-really-knows child, but after my Teen Mom tirade earlier, I just don't have the energy. I'm just thankful that Us Weekly happened to be the only tabloid this week without a teen mom on the cover. Uh oh. I can feel my rage boiling over again.
I need to find a bag to breathe into.