The Huffington Post made a fantastic list of comparisons between current pop-stars and cereal; and might I add, I couldn't have said any of it better myself. Here are a couple of my favorites:
Ke$ha = Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Ke$ha, like the un-milked square of the Cinnatoast, is hard and leaves a sticky film on your hand. Whether that sticky film is from the excess of tacky glitter on her body or the cocaine she no doubt just blew in a dive bar bathroom, I couldn’t tell you. But what I can tell you is that whenever you open up a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you better be committed to the layer of grime that comes attached to it. And when finally put it in milk, it immediately contaminates the skim goodness and goes limp and lifeless. Much like if you throw Kesha in a shower.
Lady Gaga = Honey Nut Cheerios + Slab of Meat
Because it’s Cheerios! REINVENTED! Everybody knows that Madonna was the original Cheerios, but Lady Gaga came along to just add that extra touch of goodness! So it's not the same--it’s HONEY NUT! And it’s turning the Cheerios world upside down, since she’s the new queen of cereal! Oh, and add the slab of meat because she’s weird. But raw!
Justin Bieber = Baby Food
You can check out the rest of them here. Trust me, it's totally worth it. And now I'm hungry.