The newest issue of People Magazine on stands tomorrow features a cover story concerning Heidi Montag (of Speidi) and her "addiction" to plastic surgery. Apparently a nose/boob job is a slippery slope. People writes:
At just 23 years old, The Hills star Heidi Montag decided to go under the knife for a second time and have a staggering 10 plastic-surgery procedures in one day.This seriously worries me, because I have seen far too many episodes of "Dr. 90210" to turn a blind eye to a woman who's lips are slowly but surely matching her tits in size. Not to mention, she looks much more manly (minus the huge knockers) than she did, say, 6 months ago. Everyone, I'm afraid Heidi is slowly becoming Spencer Pratt - or Shauna Sand; and to be frank, I don't really know which one is worse.
"For the past three years, I've thought about what to have done," the reality star tells PEOPLE. "I'm beyond obsessed."
I'd also like to take this moment to throw out there the fact that when Heidi was seen entering her house yesterday, someone THOUGHT SHE WAS KIDNAPPED because of all her goddamn plastic surgery. If that's not a red flag, I don't know what is.
And because I feel like it:
I'm sorry about the picture everyone. I think I just burned my retinas severely. HEIDI: THIS IS YOUR FUTURE. TURN BACK NOW.