In light of Miley's recent bouts in the tabloids - what, with her parents divorcing on account of Bret Michael's dick, and her 206548th break-up with ex-boyfriend Liam Hemsworth - I should probably be a little easier on her. And in all fairness, I was going to be; but that was until I read about this. Apparently, Miley has been cast in a movie where she infiltrates a sorority on behalf of the FBI. Uh, ok. Via HollywoodLife:
The 18-year-old “Can’t Be Tamed” starlet will be playing Molly, a teenage badass who has to infiltrate a southern sorority as an assigment from the FBI (think Sandy B in the 2000 hit comedy, Miss Congeniality). Not normally a private eye to take on government issued cases, Molly accepts the job to help her dad pay a debt to a bookie — her dad means the world to her.
Wait a second. All of this sounds really familiar...
Oh, that's right. Veronica Mars already did it. Mars infiltrated a sorority on her college campus in order to bust a date-rapist; and SHE was a badass. Kristen Bell will be infinitely more badass than Miley Cyrus. In fact, until the day Miley starts walking around with a glock tucked into the front waistband of her jeans at all times, she should really just stick to the Disney roles and reminding the world that she has a vagina. It seems to be working out pretty well so far; why try and fix something that isn't broken?